Day 2.252: E5N1 walks the plank

I've been celebrating International Talk Like A Pirate Day with a lot of bad jokes from piratejokes.net - mostly well received by Exile #3, but met with groans from Exile #2 and bemused looks from the others.

I also made E5N1 walk the plank. Probably.

Here's my favourite joke of the day - although I didn't get a laugh from this one - it's tenuously pirate with a large side-serving of scientific geekery:

Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!

Many of you may be asking, "Why do I think these jokes are funny?" Because they Arrrrr!