Another episode from the my-brain-doesn't-work-when-I'm-running-or-does-it desk.
I ran past this place and read the sign:
I thought, "That's an odd turn of phrase." I was just beginning to think, "I suppose that is actually what happens," when I realised that it didn't say that, it said:
which is less interesting.
It was only as I was writing this, that I realised my brain had just done what it was told: