Thursday, November 15, 2012

Day 5.310: Goofy

E5N1 chose to buy a book of "Goofy Jokes" from the school book fair yesterday.

Thanks to his recently-developed reading skills he can now regale us with these at all possible opportunities.  Some are old classics, some are pretty terrible but there are some that genuinely made us laugh.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?
One says, "Spit out your gum!", the other says, "Choo choo!".

And then there are some that were made funny by his encountering of an unfamiliar word.

What is a blacksmith's favorite style of music?
Heeeveee Meeetal!

Goofy indeed.


  1. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.


  2. What's a frog's favorite drink?
    Croaka Cola.


  3. and of course...

    'These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others.' - G Marx


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