I also made E5N1 walk the plank. Probably.
Here's my favourite joke of the day - although I didn't get a laugh from this one - it's tenuously pirate with a large side-serving of scientific geekery:
Did you hear about the pirates who went to Alpha Centauri?
They spent four and a half years at c!
Many of you may be asking, "Why do I think these jokes are funny?" Because they Arrrrr!