Exile #3 dressed up for 'silly pirate day' complete with kaleidescope telescope "pretty patterns ahoy!" and a pajama top.
Today my thoughts have turned to you, the readers and in particular to the statistical data I have been gathering on you. I know for instance that there have been only two visits from MacOSX users, but that the predominantly Windows-based readership still contains more than 30% non-Internet Explorer users (myself included - Firefox is my browser of choice). I also know that 78.4% of visits are from computers using 1280 x 1024 or 1024 x 768 screen resolution. Finally I know that most of you speak English (just as well) and most of you have your language set to USA English. There is a tantalising 0.8% readership using 'Other language' and finally one visit from a computer whose language setting is, apparently "francis".
Suddenly all this information is not nearly enough. Is this a person called Francis who's computer speaks their own special language? Is it in fact a French person with a phobia of words with multiple 'a's in? I will probably never know. Unfortunately for me (but happily for you) I am unable to discern anything of importance about any of you individually. Including whether you do indeed speak francis.
Unless you want to tell me that is.